It's almost 2008 and after a good scare I seem to finally have my blood pressure under control, the heart... well, that one is out of control. Renewed life, I have decided to reinvent myself, I have to, at least in some areas of my life. Yes, I am taking my high blood pressure meds with religious accuracy, obtained memberships to a world class gym and a massage parlor, began seeing my NEW dentist regularly and (.....drum roll) I'm starting the chantix program to quit smoking. Ta Daaaa!!!
Novus Pabulus Organicus Intoxicatus Non Plus Ultra Vasectomizatus Energizatus In Carnivorous Carnavalescus Caligulatus Attackus Irresponsibliatux El Kabongus Est (the beast will be unleashed and unchained).
What's the whole idea? It's a 360 degree change, comprised of exercise, healthy meals (not diets), no more smoking, a nice gym membership and massages every two weeks as well as a positive outlook in life. Why? cause NOW is the time. Yes, my dear pussycat, no application to fill out, just a new life.
I'll be keeping you posted on the titanical failures and missions accomplished, so don't tune out.
6 comments:
Eeeeeeeexcellent! It is all happening as I have forseen (or at least hoped... hehe). Here's to the Novus Pabulus et al Project 2007! (And... you know...)
THIS BY FAR IS THE BEST AND I MEAN THE BEST BLOG I HAVE EVER SEEN!!THIS PUSSYCAT WILL WATCH IN AMAZEMENT AT THE NEW AND IMPROVED AS THE NEW AND IMPROVED PABLO TAKE THE NEW WORLD ON !!!!BL
It is very difficult to make so many changes at once and yet one more thing to add to my list of admiration for you. Having that ticker run like a well oiled machine...you will have all the love and support you need from all your friends no doubt.
Operor non perdo substantia of animus in mutatio quod metamorphosis
I'm glad to hear about your plans at a healthier life!! You can do it!!
Ok so now that I have set high expectations the only thing that can happen is failure.
Crap!!!
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