On my daily interactions I believe to be usually polite, at least I try.
I was brought up by a strict Swiss Grandfather who taught me to open the door for the ladies (regardless of age or bra size), stand up and offer my chair, pay the bill or pick up the tab without any room to argument, etc.
It is beautiful, it is like a dance. A man is a gentleman, the ladies acknowledge and it usually ended up in the sweet summer fornication at garden parties amidst endless ice tea pitchers and prosciutto rolls.
...and then, what happened?
am I freaky? do I need to shave more often?
I mean, I know that I dress like I'm 16yo but at least I don't wear long basketball shorts and bright blue baseball hats. Maybe my jeans are too ....cholo style?
Maybe I'm just old and fat and I have issues accepting that, but hey, at least I quit smoking. Still, I don't get why some (not all) of the ladies don't even acknowledge you, glance, thank, nod, burp, barf or bark when you hold the elevator for them or open the door at the local Starbucks for them. Nothing... not even an eyelash....
It's over
Really
I mean it
No more Mr Nice guy, Bitch!
You want to be just like us?
Fine, let's see you fart.
No, not silently and smirking like Rachael Ray.
I wanna see you fart vociferously, loudly, very Prada au contraire.
No?
The skimpy salad and garlic croutons just don't....?
It's OK, eventually you'll wrinkle and then only con artists will acknowledge you.
Me? I always wear Oakley's, remember? Now I got my ipod headphones 24x7 and unless you have a big ghetto booty I'm not even looking.
....Damn that felt good.
Ok, back to being the regular sweet lad I've always been....
ok, I'm almost done, just this last remark, I promise.
Is there truly a generation gap between The View and Sex and the City?
Sarah Jessica Parker looks more and more like Mr Ed
3 comments:
.....well then.....
they're all full of it!!!
this one def. made my day!!
There is definitely a generation gap between the View and Sex and the City, just like there is between Phil Donahue and Dr. Phil:) For all the talk there is about men getting in touch with their "feelings" there is an overstock of men who wait for the lady to open the door for THEM. I find this unconscionable:) And having a door opened for you, as a lady, is conditional. Did you wear makeup? Do you smell nice? Are you overweight? What kind of car did you pull up in? It's really an epidemic. Chivalry is dead.
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